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• Ross: I didn't know what I was taking full responsibility for!
  Okay?! I didn't finish the whole letter! Rachel: What?...
• Rachel: Ok, uh, Billy Dreskin, Pete Carney, Barry, and uh, oh, Paolo.
  Ross: Oh yes, the weenie from Torrini. Rachel: Oh honey, are you jealous of Paolo?...
• Rachel is on the phone] Rachel: Okay. [listens] Okay, daddy we'll see you tomorrow night.
  [listens] Okay bye-bye. [hangs up] Ross: We? Rachel...
• Luisa: Oookay. Are you aware that possession of an illegal exotic [Ross' Monkey, Marcel] is, uh, punishable by up to two years in prison and confiscation of the animal?
  Phoebe: Oh my God. You'd put that poor little creature in jail?...
• Ross: I'm hurt! I'm actually hurt, that you would think that I would send you any of those things out of any thing other than love.
  Hurt! Hurt! Rachel: All right Ross!! I get it!! Ro...
• Rachel: What? It's true, my right leg is two inches shorter.
  Dr. Green: Come on! You're just titling! [to Ross] Her legs are fine!...
• Rachel: You had no right coming down to my office, Ross.
  You do not bring a picnic basket to somebody's work!...
• Ross: What, so this guy is helping you for no apparent reason?
  Rachel: Uh-huh! Ross: And he's, he's a total stranger?...
• Rachel: Ok, so uh, who wants the last hamburger? Phoebe
  Oh, alright, that's it, now I have to go see him. Monica...