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• Joey: All right. [gets up] Monica: [stopping him] No!
  Joey, we swore we'd never tell! Chandler: [running over and joining Monica] They'll never understand!...
• Kate: Look umm, I, I was, I was just caught up in the moment.
  That's all it was. Joey, I'm-I'm sorry you feel bad, but haven't you ever sleep with a woman where it meant more to her than it did to you?...
• Joey: Oh, hey, you guys are finally gonna get to meet Kate!
  All: Oh! Joey: (to Chandler) And I ah, borrowed some of your cologne....
• Joey: God, I just, I hate her! I hate her!! With her, "Oh, I'm so talented.
  and "Oh, I'm so pretty," and "Ooh, I smell so good....
• Ross: [sarcastic] Oh please, can't I come to your special, magical cabin?
  Rachel: Why would you even want to come Ross? You're a horrible skier....
• Joey: And I gotta go sell some Christmas trees. Phoebe
  Have fun. Oh wait, no, don't! I forgot I am totally against that now....
• After the bad review of the play in the "New York Times".
  ] Joey: Hey, tell ya what. Let me walk you home. We'll stop by every news stand and burn every copy of their Times and the Post....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Malloy: Homer, old chap, well done. If anyone was going to catch me, I'm glad it was you.
  Homer: Actually, it wasn't me, it was my dad, Grampa....