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• Rachel: No no no, wait, I wanna see what happens [in the show].
  Joey: Uh, I get Leslie out of the coma and then we make out....
• Joey: Hey, Monica bought a bed from the "Mattress King"?
  Phoebe: Yeah, so please, please, please, don't say anything to Chandler....
• Joey: All right. [gets up] Monica: [stopping him] No!
  Joey, we swore we'd never tell! Chandler: [running over and joining Monica] They'll never understand!...
• Joey: (to Monica) Hey, how much will you give me to eat this whole jar of olives?
  Monica: I won't give you anything, but you'll owe me 2....
• Chandler: (entering) Hey, does anybody need anything copied?
  I'm going down to the Xerox place. Monica: Oh, no thanks....
• Joey: Oh, hey, you guys are finally gonna get to meet Kate!
  All: Oh! Joey: (to Chandler) And I ah, borrowed some of your cologne....
• Joey: So Pheebs, do they know about each other? Phoebe
  Does a dog's lips move when he reads? (pause) Okay, no they don't....
• Joey: And I gotta go sell some Christmas trees. Phoebe
  Have fun. Oh wait, no, don't! I forgot I am totally against that now....
• Rachel: So Pheebs, pick one of them. Monica: Yeah.
  Which one do you like more? Phoebe: Well, Vince is great, y'know `cause, he's like a guy, guy....