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• I saw a man with a wooden leg, and a real foot. -- Steven Wrigh
• I saw a subliminal advertising executive, but only for a second. -- Stephen Wrigh
• 'MAN WITH WOODEN LEG EATEN ALIVE BY TERMITES'
• I was walking down the street the other day when I saw this guy with two wooden legs, but real feet.
• I hate it when my foot falls asleep during the day because that means it's going to be up all night.
  -- Stephen Wrigh...
• Gimp Gump.........Guess what I have in my wooden leg!
• I was in the grocery store. I saw a sign that said "pet supplies".
  So I did. Then I went outside and saw a sign that said "compact cars". -- Stephen Wrigh...
• I invented the cordless extension cord -- Stephen Wrigh