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• I'm your host, Troy McClure. You may remember me from such films as "The Erotic Adventures of Hercules" and "Dial M for Murderousness"!
  -- Troy McClure hosts another stupid television show, "Mr. Plow...
• Mr. Plow, for making it possible for people to get where they're going without resorting to public transportation &l
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• May you be blessed with a wife so healthy and strong, she can pull the plow when your horse drops dead.
• Homer: Well, I really should discuss this with my wife.
  Salesman: [scoffs] Your wife? [cracks an imaginary whip] Home...
• Pfft. Now you tell me.
• I'll carry your books, I'll carry a tune, I'll carry o
  carry over, carry forward, Cary Grant, cash & carry, Carry Me Back To Old Virginia, I'll even Hara Kari if you show me how, but I will *not* carry a gun....
• I'll carry your books, I'll carry a tune, I'll carry o
  carry over, carry forward, Cary Grant, cash & carry, Carry Me Back To Old Virginia, I'll even Hara Kari if you show me how, but I will *not* carry a gun....
• Call me back so I can hang up on you!