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• Everybody ought to have a friend.
• Everybody ought to have a butler.
• A friend to everybody is a friend to nobody.
• Everyone ought to have a maid.
• you're my best friend. I don't have to be nice to you.
  Besides, everybody knows I'm a jerk. -- Wally West (the new Flash)...
• What a friend we have in cheeses.
• C'mon everybody, let's have a hoedown! -- Stimpy
• Everybody on! No shoving! Hee, just kidding. You can shove all you want!
  -- Otto, "Bart's Friend Falls in Love...
• The only way to have a friend is to be a friend. -- Ralph Waldo Emerso