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  "For many years all the stores in our chain have stocked a wide variety of both domestic and imported cheeses....
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• Moe: Now let's have a minute of silent prayer for our good friend, Homer Simpson.
  [short silence] Barney: How long has it been?...
• Everybody ought to have a friend.
• Oh, my friend, it's not what they take away from you that counts.
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• Oh, my friend, it is not what they take away from you that counts -- it's what you do with what you have left.
  -- Hubert H. Humphrey...
• Pride is what we have. Vanity is what others have.
• We shall be judged, not by what we might have been, but what we have been.
  -- Reverend William Sewell...