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  You love high-tech gadgets. Marge: No, I don't....
• I believe you should place a woman on a pedestal, high enough so you can look up her dress.
  -- Steve Marti...
• Why her? "Sir, I believe she was the intended target of the abduction.
  'Why would they want to take a Federation hostage?...
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• I hope in the future Americans are thought of as a warlike, vicious people, because I bet a lot of high schools would pick "Americans" as their mascot.
  -- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey...
• As many of you know, I am taking a class here at UNC on Personality.
  One of the tests to determine personality in our book was so incredibly useful and interesting, I just had to share it....
• I can't believe you guys. There's a human being out there with millions of dollars who needs our help.
  And you don't want to cash in? -- Homer tries to take the moral high ground when none of his coworkers wants to donate blood to save Mr....
• If the situation were reversed, would you not die to avoid capture?
  I don't know, I might. If I thought it was necessary, if the stakes were high enough, but they'd have to be pretty damn high....
• Picard: "One more thing, Gul Macet. Maxwell was right.
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