19) "Ah, yes, divorce..., from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."
--Robin Williams
--Robin Williams
Related:
- Divorce comes from the old Latin word "divorcerum," meaning "having your
genitals torn out through your wallet." And the judge said,
"All the money--and we'll just shorten it to alimony... - Item n on Johnny's list of "Things I have Learned":
Never get too attached to a house. -- from the Tonight... - If that man in the PTL is such a healer, why can't he make his wife's
hairdo go down?
Robin... - The way to a man's heart is through his pants --
wallet and underwear... - The one word you'll need is "no."
--
Bette Davis (to Robin... - Anus - Latin word denoting a period of time.
[The Latin word is "annus".
"anus" has in Latin the same meaning as in English... - A couple of young fellers were fishing at their special pond off the
beaten track when out of the bushes jumped the Game Warden.
Immediately, one of the boys threw his rod down and... - Reality -- what a concept!
--
Robin...
From the same category:
- 7) "Relationships are hard. It's like a full time job,
and we should treat it like one. If your boyfriend... - 17) "Suppose you were an idiot . . . And suppose you were a member of Congress .
But I repeat myself." --Mark... - 6) "If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life,
she will choose to save the infant's life without even... - 5) Do you know why they call it "PMS"? Because "Mad Cow Disease" was taken.
Unknown, presumed... - 9) "A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men.
I just want to say to the authors of that study: 'Duh'...
