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• KING, n. A male person commonly known in America as a "crowned head," although he never wears a crown and has usually no head to speak of.
  A king, in times long, long gone by, Said to his lazy jeste...
• Till their own dreams at length deceive 'em, And oft repeating, they believe 'em.
  -- Matthew Prior (1664-1721) -- Alma, Canto iii, Line 13...
• That if weak women went astray, Their stars were more in fault than they.
  -- Matthew Prior (1664-1721) -- Hans Carvel...
• 12) "If life were fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.
  Johnny Carso...
• All jargon of the schools. -- Matthew Prior (1664-1721) -- I am that I am, An Ode
• If the nation's economists were laid end to end, they would point in all directions.
  -- Arthur H. Motley...
• The ends justify the means. -- after Matthew Prio
• If only Dionysus were alive! Where would he eat? -- Woody Alle