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• Hackers do it bottom-up.
• Programmers do it bottom-up.
• One of the most important things to remember about infant care i
  ever change diapers in midstream. -- Don Marqui...
• infant mortality n. It is common lore among hackers (and in the electronics industry at large
  his term is possibly techspeak by now) that the chances of sudden hardware failure drop off exponentially with a machine's time since first use (that is, until the relatively distant time at which enough mechanical wear in I/O devices and thermal-cycling stress in components has accumulated for the machine to start going senile)....
• infant mortality: n. It is common lore among hackers (and in the electronics industry at large
  his term is possibly techspeak by now) that the chances of sudden hardware failure drop off exponentially with a machine's time since first use (that is, until the relatively distant time at which enough mechanical wear in I/O devices and thermal-cycling stress in components has accumulated for the machine to start going senile)....
• It is of interest to note that while some dolphins are reported to have learned English -- up to fifty words used in correct context -- no human being has been reported to have learned dolphinese.
  -- Carl Saga...
• It is said that Napoleon lost the battle of Waterloo because he forgot his infantry---he staked too much upon the more spectacular but less substantial cavalry.
  The present administration in Washington provides a close parallel....
• eading from tombstone) '...William Greaves, born 1513 in Chelmsford with the love of Christ.
  ..died 1563...in agony...with a spike up his bottom'. -- Edmund : Money...