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Thou shalt not omit adultery.
To a Real Woman, every ejaculation is premature.
Tom Hayden is the kind of politician who gives opportunism a bad name." -- Gore Vidal
Twas orgy, and the hip and mod And as in raffish thought he sprawled, Did groove and trip out at the pad
The Radcliffe girl, no idle flirt, All whimsy were the slamming chicks, Crept past the hip...
Two little kids, aged six and eight, decide it's time to learn how to swear.
So, the eight-year-old says to the six-year-old, "Okay, you say `ass' and I'll say `hell'"....
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under Communism, it's just the opposite.
-- John Kenneth Galbraith...
Vegetarians for oral sex -- "The only meat that's fit to ea
Vidi, vici, veni. (I saw, I conquered, I came.)
Virgin, n.: An ugly third grader.
War is menstruation envy.

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