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• Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation...
  The other eight are unimportant. -- Henry Mille...
• Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation...
  the other eight are unimportant. -- Henry Mille...
• How many Branch Davidians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, they provide their own illumination. Nine, one to do it and the other eight to find a leg for him to stand on....
• Finding bad reasons for what one believes for other bad reasons - that's philosophy.
  -- Aldous Huxley, Brave New World...
• Data: "One Seven Three Four Six Seven Three Two One Four Seven Six Charlie Three Two Seven Eight Nine Seven Seven Seven Six Four Three Tango Seven Three Two Victor Seven Three One One Seven Eight Eight Eight Seven Three Two Four Seven Six Seven Eight Nine Seven Six Four Three Seven Six Lock.
  -- "Brothers", Stardate unknow...
• Nine months later, Fluffy gave birth to fourteen beautiful little bunnies.
  Eight survived....
• Theorem: a cat has nine tails. Proof: No cat has eight tails.
  A cat has one tail more than no cat. Therefore, a cat has nine tails....
• How many Oregonians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Nine. One to change the bulb, and eight to protest the nuclear power plant that generates the electricity that powers it....