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• Prostitution is the only business where you can go into the hole and still come out ahead.
• The only job where you start at the top is digging a hole.
• Go ahead, the Surgeon General has determined that you only live once.
• If you go into business to make money, you'll go out of business.
  If you go into business to serve customers, you'll make money. -- Jay Conrad Levinso...
• Luge is the only sport where you can die during the event and still win.
• Once I was sick, and I had to go to an ear, nose, and throat man to get well.
  There are ear doctors, nose doctors, throat doctors, gynecologists, proctologists--any place you got a hole there's a guy who specializes in your hole....
• I'm fixin a hole where the rain gets out.
• Troy: [voiceover] A few years back, Bart was adopted by Mr.
  Burns. In this very special outtake, Homer attempts a reconciliation with his estranged son....