The Electrician Didn't Know What The Yellow Cable Was So He Yanked The Ethernet Out.
The electrician didn't know what the yellow cable was so he yanked the ethernet out.
Someone is standing on the ethernet cable, causing a kink in the cable
Simon Bates: So what do you do? Soldier: I'm an electrician.
Simon Bates: So what's that in layman's terms?...
Rachel: So, come on, what was the big news Pete wanted to tell you Mon?
! Or should I say Mrs. Monica Becker? Phoebe: No-no-no oh, keep your name, don_t take his name....
If you ever want to have a lot of fun, I recommend that you go off and program an imbedded system.
The salient characteristic of an imbedded system is that it cannot be allowed to get into a state from which only direct intervention will suffice to remove it....
Holly trying to help Lister recable the damaged Hollogram suite] Liste
'Shouldn't this cable go somewhere?' Holly: 'Yes, connect it to the blue cable....
Life," he said, "is like a grapefruit." "Er, how so?
"Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle....
The Guy on the Right Doesn't Stand a Chance The guy on the right has the Osborne 1, a fully functional computer system in a portable package the size of a briefcase.
The guy on the left has an Uzi submachine gun concealed in his attache case....
What is charred, gives off smoke, and hangs from the ceiling? A stupid electrician.
esting roaches shorted out the ether cable