What Is Charred, Gives Off Smoke, And Hangs From The Ceiling? A Stupid Electrician.
What is charred, gives off smoke, and hangs from the ceiling?
A stupid electrician.
Amateur electrician: the crispy thing hanging from the ceiling.
There is a rope hanging from the ceiling.
If a man runs after money - that man is money-crazy.
If a man keeps the money he earns - he is a capitalist....
SOS: Sign Off, Stupid
They say if you smoke you knock off ten years. But it's the last ten.
What do you miss? The drooling years? -- John Mendoza...
Dinner is ready when the smoke alarm goes off.
Bart: [muttering] Stupid family. Nelson: Hey, Simpson, look what I swiped from Try-N-Save
it's a replacement tire for a wheelbarrow....
A right is not what someone gives you; it's what no one can take from you. -- Ramsey Clark