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• Hear about the Italian girl who thought a sanitary belt was a drink from a clean shot glass?
• Did you hear about the Italian porn star turned Italian Parliament politician who offered herself to Saddam Hussein to make peace?
  - She thought she would get Iraq off....
• Now THAT'S Italian!
• There was a young fellow named Grimes, Who made his girl seventeen times, In the course of a week That is not to speak Of assorted venereal crimes .
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• Did you hear about the Italian who found a new way to cover up the smell of his breath?
  He holds up his arms ......
• Speak in tongues.
• What's red, green, blue, yellow, purple, and orange?
  An Italian dressed up. Have you heard about the Italian girl who flunked her driver's license test?...
• Innuendo is Italian for Preparation H.
• Genitalia is NOT an Italian airline!