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• Q: What do you call the Lada owner's manual? A: The bus timetable.
• It's not in the manual !!!!!
• The Amish Phone Book
• Manual? What manual? This is UNIX!
• I don't want a toaster.
• Q:" How many Amish does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" Amish don't have light bulbs. They bake pies....
• How many Amish does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Amish don't have light bulbs. They bake pies....
• Free bank with the purchase of any toaster.
• If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster...