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• Heard at a John McCutcheon concert: "Buy a toaster, get a free Savings & Loan.
  Moriarty, aka Jeff Meye...
• ...feel free to interrupt me, at any time...
• Feel free to interrupt me, at any time...
• I don't want a toaster.
• Ask for date A good-looking young man began making almost daily trips to my window to withdraw or deposit money.
  I wasn't sure it was because of me until he presented this note with his bank book...
• If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster...
• If You Want A Guarantee, Buy A Toaster!
• Owner's Manual To An Amish-Built Toaster.
• What if___________ toasters? If IBM made a toaster, it would be big and blue and they would make just one toaster to which people would submit bread for overnight toasting.
  IBM would project an eventual worldwide market of, oh, maybe five or six of these big blue toasters....