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• A Tale of Two Zitis -Dickens's cookbook
• Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale...
• Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale
• How does an Aftican-American fairy tale start? "You muthafuckers ain't gonna believe this shit.
  ......
• Elderly Americans are moving back to cities, experts say.
  Why not? It's relaxing to be near millions of folks who have to go to work when you don't....
• But this tale has an unhappy finich, For due to the sand in the spinach His ballocks grew rough And wrecked his wife's muff
  And scratched up her thatch in the scrimmage....
• 20 A maiden who wrote of big cities Some songs full of love, fun and pities, Sold her stuff at the shop Of a musical wop Who played with her soft little titties.
• Comrade Popov was taking trips to various cities. From Warsaw he sent back a postcard
  Greeting from Free Warsaw. From Czechoslovakia on the next trip he wrote...
• I believe this is from "The Complete Book of Dirty Tricks.
  First, go to the library and find some phone books for large cities....