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• Wow! It IS raining cats and dogs! I'm outta here.
• It's sunning cats and dogs.
• Dogs come when you call. Cats have answering machines.
• Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled.
• Meow occassionally.
• Meow, meow" Tom chanted catatonically.
• Well, the priest needed another bell-ringer, and, again, no one in town wanted the job.
  So when another armless out-of-towner applied, the priest hired him immediately....
• John was a bit kinky. One evening he got himself a prostitute and they both went up in a hotelroom where John said ".
  . I got a litle .. litle favor to ask". "OK, but you have to pay extra for that" said the prostitute....
• Women and cats do as they dammed well please. Men and dogs had best learn to live with it.
  .." Alan Holbrook...