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  Dave Platt "Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer....
• I can't come to the phone now, so... Hey -- that's a nice phone you have there.
  Hey sugar, you call this number often? I bet you have answering machines bothering you all the time....
• I can't come to the phone now, so... hey -- that's a nice phone you have there.
  Hey sugar, you call this number often? I bet you have answering machines bothering you all the time....
• Why Men Prefer Dogs Over Women ** Dogs love it when your friends come over.
  ** Dogs don't care if you use their shampoo. ** Dogs think you sing great....
• TOP 15 REASONS TO OWN A CAT OVER A DOG 15. Cats purr.
  Dogs drool. 14. Cats rub your leg when they want affection, not when they're horny....
• WHY DOGS ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN ** Dogs don't cry (unless they have to pee).
  ** Dogs love it when your friends come over. ** Dogs think you sing great....
• It's sunning cats and dogs.
• Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled.
• I hate these machines, as much as you. But try as we might, the cats just won't do.
  The scratches they cause, Holding the phone with their paws, Only leave us feeling lonely and blue....