- Build a watch in 179 easy steps" by C. Forsberg.
- Call it a hunch." -- Quasimodo
- Clean up your room!" -- Mother Nature
- Computer's Anonymous" - It's a sickness not a crime!
- Criminal Lawyer" is redundant.
- Damn it, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a tagline." - Dr. McCoy
- Don't worry, I'm fluent in weirdo
- Dyslexic Christian sells soul to Santa" ...News at 11
- Eat more fruit" said Tom, with aplomb.
- Facts are stubborn things." - T. Smolle

