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• Be careful with that saw!, Tom said offhandedly.
• Drop the gun, Tom said with a disarming smile.
• We're all out of isinglass" said Tom amicably.
• We're off to Scotland" said Tom clandestinely.
• Time: Early Sixties. Place: Yourtown, USA A young unmarried couple decides after a few dates that they are going to sleep together.
  So, the guy, Tom, goes to the local pharmacy to buy some condoms....
• I'm sorry I'm so tardy," Tom said belatedly.
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