- First shalt thou pull out the Holy Pi
- For example..." is not proof!
- For only Zeus is free," -Aeschylu
- Frankly my dear, I don't give a download!" -Rhett Sysop
- Fuzzy Logic": a Vulcan contemplating a tribble.
- Great. First the white man, now aliens.
- Gruesome, isn't it?" - B. Bunny.
- HOER" -- one who uses a hoe ...
- Harmony Grits" -- Breakfast for Savannah Symphony
- Harry... keep the change.

