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• Sometimes it just doesn't pay to think.
• My geometry teacher was sometimes acute, and sometimes obtuse, but always, he was right.
• To be or not to be, that always confused me!
• Jeff's favorite book: "A Farewell to Arms." Jeff had trouble picking up dates.
  ..they had to leave their friends behind. "I don't think Jeff likes me -- he's always giving me the cold shoulder!...
• The Cynic A man was walking across the road when he met the accident.
  The impact was on his head which caused him to be comatosed for two days before he finally regained consciousness....
• I think feminists have a point. I think there OUGHT to be a 'spokesperson'.
  I think there OUGHT to be a 'chairperson'. But sometimes, they go to far....
• Egotist: One who's always me-deep in conversation.