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• May your computer grow ears and start listening.
• Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow?
• NON-CURSE CURSE'S May you have the nicest neighbors in all Sibera.
  May your name be so famous that every bailiff, tax colector, cop and secret agent know it....
• A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it.
  That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of your unit....
• Sister Catherine is asking all the Catholic school children in fourth grade what whey want to be when they grow up.
  Little Sheila says: "When I grow up, I want to be a prostitute!...
• Sister Catherine is asking all the Catholic school children in fourth grade what they want to be when they grow up.
  Little Sheila says: "When I grow up, I want to be a prostitute!...
• Grow up? Naw, I'm gonna be a Sysop.
• Sometimes it might seem wise not to grow up.
• When I grow up -- I want to be a Politicia