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• May your computer grow hands and massage your feet.
• You may grow older, but you'll never grow up.
• in Michelangelo's voice: Hi, dudes, this is 031 343 xxxx.
  This is the Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles' secret underground hideaway....
• Gentlemen: Start your debuggers...
• NON-CURSE CURSE'S May you have the nicest neighbors in all Sibera.
  May your name be so famous that every bailiff, tax colector, cop and secret agent know it....
• Did you hear about the computer salesman with two red ears who went to the doctors office?
  The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears....
• When it's up to your ears, keep your mouth shut!
• And THIS is your computer on drugs...
• Your computer does what?????