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• INSANITY IS HEREDITARY . . . YOU GET IT FROM YOUR KIDS.
• Insanity is hereditary: you get it from your kids.
• Q: Why are dogs better than kids? A: When you get sick of your dog, you can put it to sleep.
• Get off your ASCII
• Heredity: If your parents had no kids, you won't.
• Have you hugged your kids today?
• YOU KNOW YOU'RE DRINKING TOO MUCH COFFEE WHEN -- Juan Valdez named his donkey after you.
  -- You ski uphill. -- You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked....
• How can you tell when your lawyer is lying? His lips move.