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• Home: A place when you go there they have to take you in.
• To the tune of "Heartbreak Hotel" with appropriate instrumental accompaniment) I just left home baby I'll be out fer a spell and if you don't leave a message baby you can go to &l
  BEEP>...
• The BBS you wrote home about...
• Dirty Ernie was sitting in school, in Oklahoma, on a reservation.
  It was the last day of school. The teacher said, "I will ask questions, and when you give me the right answer you can go home for the summer....
• INDONESIA, GO HOME!
• When To Go Home A man walks into a bar and asks for a beer.
  After drinking it, he looks in his shirt pocket and asks for another beer....
• Hi, I'm not home right now but my answering machine is, so you can talk to it instead.
  Wait for the beep....
• Q: What are the three worst words that you can hear while making love? A: Honey, I'm home!
• W. K. Smith: "Wait, my uncle Ted can drive you home.