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• Why do Indian women have a red dot on their foreheads?
  Because their husbands are always using their index finger to poke them between their eyes (right above their nose) and say "Why you so ##****&~!...
• You've got the whitest teeth I've ever come across.
  .... %end of list------------- Female to guy: Hi, you look like a real wanker....
• One day Marshal Dillon saw a cowboy dunking an old women's head in a horse trough!
  The Marshal got upset and went over where this was happening....
• This elephant was walking through the jungle one day when she got a thorn in her foot.
  The further she walked, the more sore it got. After a while she started to limp....
• When all you got's a hammer, every problem becomes a nail
• Q: How many Mexicans does it take to grease a car? A: One if you hit 'em right.
• Learnign to share There was a man and woman that were married.
  And the man had a problem with referring to everything as his instead of theirs....
• This guy's wife was always wanting to go golfing with him and he said he didn't think she would enjoy it.
  She kept pressuring him and finally he gave in. So they're on the golf course and on the first hole the guy hits one 300 yards down the middle of the fairway, hits his second shot three feet from the pin, and putts for a birdie....