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• You know what that little red dot means in the middle of an Indian woman's forehead?
  ............................"Coffee's ready....
• Four Indian chiefs went into a restaurant for a bite.
  The maitre d' asked, "Do you have a reservation?...
• Use a strong east Indian accent) Hello, you have reached the existential hotline of (.
  ..). I am currently meditating, but if you leave your name and which lifeline you are currently inhabiting at the sound of the Om, I will send good karma waves and contact you whenthe stars align properly....
• Why do Indian women have a red dot on their foreheads?
  Because their husbands are always using their index finger to poke them between their eyes (right above their nose) and say "Why you so ##****&~!...
• At the turn of the century, a cowboy was riding across the New Mexico desert heading for Phoenix.
  He rode over a hill and saw an Indian lying on the ground, naked with a hard on....
• M R ducks M R not M R too C M wangs L I B M R ducks!
• One bright and early afternoon a ventriloquist was walking through a field when he encountered an indian grazing his cow, horse and sheep.
  The man smiled at the indian and asked, "How are you doing today Mr....
• Two canadians decide to go duck hunting so they get up early one morning, and go off to the swamps with their red hats, duck calls, and their trusty hunting dog.
  Even with all conditions favorable for a good day, by day's end they headed home without a single duck!...
• Proof By Intimidation ----- -- ------------ A Horse has an infinite number of legs.
  A horse has two legs in back and forelegs in front....