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  The great chief replied "My son, when your older brother was born, the first sight I saw after the moment of his birth was a bear running through the wood...
• Last year on '20/20' Barbara Walters did a documentary on the customs of American Indians.
  After a tour of the reservation, she inquired as to how the number feathers in the indians' headdress was determined....
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  After a tour of the reservation they lived on, she asked why there was a difference in the number of feathers found in the headdresses of the various Indians....
• One bright and early afternoon a ventriloquist was walking through a field when he encountered an indian grazing his cow, horse and sheep.
  The man smiled at the indian and asked, "How are you doing today Mr....
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