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• How do you have fun with a dead hamster? Tie its tail to the exercise wheel and give it a spin.
• Teachers would do it....but with class!!
• A school teacher is conducting a show and tell session with her second grade class.
  She says, "I have something in my hand. It is small, round and red. Do you know what it is?...
• Little Johnny, the class troublemaker then raised his hand and said, "Teacher, I have something in my pants.
  It is long, thin, and has a pink end. Do YOU know what it is?...
• Exercise is anything that makes you breath hard.
• What are you trained to do?
• Unknown How do men exercise at the beach? By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.
• Always do what you are afraid to do. Emerso