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• Unknown How do men define a "50-50" relationship?
  We cook/they eat We clean/they dirty We iron/they wrinkle....
• BIG BUSTED WOMEN... ( O )( O ) * can get a taxi on the worst days * have a neat place to carry spare change * have always been the center of the arts (art) * make jogging a spectator sport * can keep a magazine dry while laying in the tub * have more negotiating power (with men shorter than them) * usually can find leftover popcorn after a movie * can always carry a little extra * always float better * know where to look first for lost earrings * rarely have to look for a slow dance partner * have a place to set their glasses when sitting in an armless recliner SMALL BUSTED WOMEN.
• Short and (not so) Sweet How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?
  Both of them. Why don't women blink during foreplay?...
• Oldies but Goodies Old folks are worth a fortune: With silver in their hair, gold in their teeth, stones in their kidneys, lead in their feet, and gas in their stomachs.
  I have become a lot more social with the passing of the yea...
• Unknown How are men like noodles? They are always in hot water, they lack taste, and they need dough.
• Things men know: Men know that Mother Nature's best aphrodisiac is still a naked women.
  Men know that PMS is Mother Natures way of telling you to get out of the house....
• Unknown Why is a psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than for women?
  <BR> When it's time to go back to childhood, he's already there....
• Dog Quotations "If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise" --Unknown "Some days you're the dog
  ome days you're the hydrant." -- Unknown "Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot about puppies....