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• The sound of many hands clapping. Ol‚.
• IDIOTS IDIOTS IN THE STORE: I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed that I had never signed my name on the back of the credit card.
  She informed me that she could not complete the transaction unless the card was signed....
• Why did they stop the leper football game? There was a hand off at the line of scrimmage.
• Where are we going? And why am I in this hand basket?
• Why Window when there's DV
• Things To Ponder... ** Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?
  ** If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?...
• What's the ultimate in rejection? When you're masturbating, your hand falls asleep.
• A FEW OF LIFE'S UNANSWERED QUESTIONS ** Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
  ** Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?...
• George Carlinisms: ** How come wrong numbers are never busy?
  ** Do people in Australia call the rest of the world "up over"?...