IDIOTS
IDIOTS IN THE STORE:
I Was Signing The Receipt For My Credit Card Purchase When The Clerk Noticed
That I Had Never Signed My Name On The Back Of The Credit Card.
IDIOTS
IDIOTS IN THE STORE:
I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed
that I had never signed my name on the back of the credit card. She informed
me that she could not complete the transaction unless the card was signed.
When asked why, she explained that it was necessary to compare the signature
on the credit card with the signature I just signed on the receipt. So, I
signed the credit card in front of her. She carefully compared that
signature to the one I signed on the receipt. As luck would have it, they
matched.
IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD:
I live in a semi rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local
township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing
sign on our road. The reason: Many deer were being hit by cars and he no
longer wanted them to cross there.
IDIOTS & COMPUTERS:
My neighbor works in the operations department in the central office of a
large bank. Employees in the field call him when they have problems with
their computers. One night he got a call from a woman in one of the branch
banks who had this question, "I've got smoke coming from the back of my
terminal. Do you guys have a fire downtown?"
IDIOTS ARE EASY TO PLEASE:
I was sitting in my science class, when the teacher commented that the next
day would be the shortest day of the year. My lab partner became visibly
excited, cheering and clapping. I explained to her that the amount of
daylight changes, not the actual amount of time. Needless to say, she was
very disappointed.
IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE:
My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the
individual behind the counter for "minimal lettuce." He said he was sorry,
but they only had iceberg.
AN IDIOT'S IDIOT:
Police in Radnor, Pennsylvania, interrogated a suspect by placing a metal
colander on his head and connecting it with wires to a photocopy machine.
The message, "He's lying" was placed in the copier, and police pressed the
copy button each time they thought the suspect wasn't telling the truth.
Believing the "lie detector" was working, the suspect confessed.
W H Y C O P S H A T E Y O U <<<<&l <
-if you have to ask get out of the way-
Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was
writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that
he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the
window, and smash your face into the front fender?...
