How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?
None. The Bible says nothing of light bulbs, so they must be a tool of
the devil. Takes one to light a new candle, though.
Why did the fundamentalist cross the road?
To get on God's side.
Why are fundamentalists against any kind of sex other than procreation?
They can't enjoy it so why should we have all the fun?
Why do fundamentalists have church on TV?
Cause they're afraid to go in person.
Why do fundamentalists have no sense of humor?
Because they take everything literally.
None. The Bible says nothing of light bulbs, so they must be a tool of
the devil. Takes one to light a new candle, though.
Why did the fundamentalist cross the road?
To get on God's side.
Why are fundamentalists against any kind of sex other than procreation?
They can't enjoy it so why should we have all the fun?
Why do fundamentalists have church on TV?
Cause they're afraid to go in person.
Why do fundamentalists have no sense of humor?
Because they take everything literally.
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