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• STUPID LAWS - CANADA: - Pauline M. Marshall offers a couple from her home town in Fort Qu'Appelle Saskatchewan (Canada).
  (since not all silly, outdated laws are from the US) 1....
• It seems that in this small mid-western town a minister was given gifts by his congregation.
  An eldery woman comes up to him and presents him with several home-baked pies....
• WEIRD LOCAL USA SEX LAWS No man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic, onions, or sardines on his breath in Alexandria, Minnesota.
  If his wife so requests, law mandates that he must brush his teeth....
• 172 There was a young girl named Heather Whose twitcher was made out of leather.
  She made a queer noise, Which attracted the boys, By flapping the edges together....
• in the mid-80s, there were 2 rich men who were constantly arguing over the purpose of the head on a man's penis.
  one man insisted that it was for the pleasure of the man, and the other insisted that it was for the pleasure of the woman....
• Foot-And-Mouth Believed To Be First Virus Unable To Spread Through Microsoft Outlook Atlanta, Ga.
  (SatireWire.com) ñ Scientists at the Centers for Disease Control and Symantec's AntiVirus Research Center today confirmed that foot-and-mouth disease cannot be spread by Microsoft's Outlook email application, believed to be the first time the program has ever failed to propagate a major virus....
• She made a thing of soft leather, And topped off the end with a feather.
  When she poked it inside her She took off like a glider, And gave up her lover forever....
• alt.fusion cull, apparently true) (This is a rumor that's making the rounds in the Netnews alt.
  fusion discussion; I refer Netnews readers there for more information....
• MORE FACTS! -In Cleveland, Ohio, it's illegal to catch mice without a hunting license.
  -Dr. Seuss coined the word "nerd" in his 1950 book "If I Ran the Zoo" -It takes 3,000 cows to supply the NFL with enough leather for a year's supply of footballs....