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• Q: How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet....
• Has a few screws loose. Otherwise ok!
• Learn to levitate. While your roommate is looking away, float up out of your seat.
  When s/he turns to look, fall back down and grin....
• he light bulb How does Bill Gates change a light bulb?
  He just declares darkness the standard. Or he holds the bulb, and the world turns around him....
• Did you hear about the <ETHNIC> who moved his entire house six inches to the side?
  -- He needed to tighten his loose clothesline!...
• A happy villager riding his donkey and singing happily his country rural part of culture songs to reach his happy warm home in hurry to squeeze his rural, will be happy to re-multiply again wife.
  But Jeeze. what is it a huge Bear blocking his and his donkey's path, no doubt he is demanding something....
• Q:" How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" Two - One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet....
• My favorite practical joke was performed back in high school on the director of our Audio Visual Dept.
  Upon purchasing a brand new, expensive video camera, he set it up in the AV lounge so he could watch us hoodlums on a monitor in his office....