When News Breaks... We Fix It.
When news breaks... We fix it.
What a fix we are in. Peace has been declared...
Maintenance-free: When it breaks, it can't be fixed...
Did you hear? Ray Charles was involved in a car accident last Friday.
Ray, in shock, was taken to the hospital. Because of severe injuries, the left leg had to be amputated....
How many testers does it take to change a light bulb?
We just noticed the room was dark; we don't actually fix the problem....
Q: How many testers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: We just noticed the room was dark; we don't actually fix the problem....
Q: What happens to a Jewish man when he walks into a wall with a full erection?
A: He breaks his nose....
What does a WASP do when his car breaks down? Calls AAA.
Moses, returning from the mountain, spoke to his people
"The good news is we got them down to ten." "The bad news is that adultery is still one of them....
A mathematician, an engineer, and a computer scientist are vacationing together.
They are riding in a car, enjoying the countryside, when suddenly the engine stops working....