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• Q: How can you spot the blind guy in a nudist colony? A: It's not hard.
• Why a Christmas Tree Is Better Than a Woman 1. A Christmas tree doesn't care how many other Christmas trees you have had in the past.
  2. Christmas trees don't get mad if you use exotic electrical devices....
• Why Is A Christmas Tree Better Than A Man 1. A Christmas tree is always erect.
  2. Even small ones give satisfaction. 3. A Christmas tree stays up for 12 days and nights....
• What did the deaf, dumb and blind kid get for Christmas? - Cancer.
• Q: How can you tell which man is the most popular in a nudist colony?
  A: He's the one who can carry two cups of coffee and six doughnuts at the same time....
• Can I take your picture? (Why?) Because I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.
• Heard this joke from a Mike Dukakis field worker.) What did Mickey Mouse get for Christmas?
  A Dan Quayle watch....
• A wish for Christmas It is around christmas time and santa is sitting in the middle of the mall in his big holiday setup.
  He has a line of kids lined up to sit on his lap and tell him what they want for christmas....