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• We're not in Kansas anymore. The last four U.S. Presidents are caught in a tornado, and off they spin to OZ.
  After threatening trials and tribulations, they finally make it to the Emerald City and come before the Great Wizard....
• To: All employees Re: Special High Intensity Training In order to insure that we continue to produce the higest quality work possible
  it will be our policy to keep all empoyees well trained through our program of " SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S....
• There once was a yellow toad. He was a very unhappy toad because he had no friends.
  Thus, he consulted a magician, who was able to turn him brown, except for his private parts....
• Gee, Mr. Wizard! Aren't nuclear reactors dangerous?
• The Wizard of Zone Once upon a time in Depression-era Kansas there was a little black boy named Zachary X (pronounced "ex" not "ten") who lived on a farm.
  He was an orphan, a cheap device to garner your sympathy....
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• I thought you'd all like to hear about the potential candidates meeting with the Wizard of Oz.
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