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  Lock onto navigator's coordinates and beam to the bridge immediately" The captain materialized next to the navigator console, with an extremely surprised look on his face....
• Damn it, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a tagline." - Dr. McCoy
• Dr. McCoy, I hate your #@!% human guts. Discussion?
• TOP TEN TREK TRANSPORTER MALFUNCTION EPISODES WE HAVEN'T SEEN (YET)
  10.An AWAY team disappears and the mystery isn't solved until it is discovered that Ensign Scott, who entered the coordinates into the transporter, is dyslexic....
• You call this fun? --McCoy
• Im a doctor, not a magician! -- Bones McCoy
• Paging Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard...
• Nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
• Standard Disclamer of course...