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• A man was golfing, and everything was going the usual way for his game, when he came to the 16th hole and had a hole in one!
  As he reached in the hole to get his ball, out came a genie....
• Whip me, beat me, make me a SYSOP
• Oxymoron: Pro-contra.
• Pro is to con as progress is to Congress.
• Black Pro Hockey players.
• I'm allergic to nuclear radiation.
• The Hart and Mondale folks have been talking informally to see if they can make a deal, it's reported.
  The good news so far is they've apparently agreed to limit nuclear weapons....
• A motorist was unknowingly caught in an automated speed trap that measured his speed using radar and photographed his car.
  He later received in the mail a ticket for $40, and a photo of his car....
• my landlady insists on speaking german to me at every opportunity.
  Having 6 year old kids come up to you and say "ggbbdbffbtttllgghhx lldfggbhjk ffbgglskxksii?...