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• Bluff means never having to sway your story.
• I've never been deed before...
• I bought a two story house. One story before I bought, and another after.
• There were bells, but I never heard them.
• Once upon a time there was a great kingdom, with a not so great King.
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• I've never done anything like this before
• As I said before, I never repeat myself.