I've Never Done Anything Like This Before
I've never done anything like this before
Heard this joke from a friend's Dad who (as far as I know) never used a computer in his life.
So St. Peter was questioning a certain black fellow at the Pearly Gate...
I never do anything to be sorry for anymore.
BEHAVIORAL TIPS. The floor is considered an acceptable clothing storage location.
Never ask him to purchase feminine products, unless you are willing to assume he will come home with the wrong thing....
28 of the World's Biggest Lies... 1. The check is in the mail.
2. I'll respect you in the morning. 3. I'm from your government, and I am here to help you....
As I said before, I never repeat myself.
I have never been hurt by anything I didn't say.