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• Sailors leave memories in every port!
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• They surf, those who only stand on waves....
• They also surf, those who only stand on waves....
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  What", she asks "Do you want me to do?" "If you would please just start splashing the water and get some waves going....
• There was a pod of whales in the water. One whale spotted a boat.
  He said to his buddy, "That's the boat that killed Moby Dick!...