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• LIGHT BULB JOKES Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
• Q: How many missionaries does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: 101. One to change it and 100 to convince everyone else to change light bulbs too....
• Q: How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: One, but it takes at least three light bulbs....
• Q:" How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb?
  "A:" One - but it takes at least three light bulbs....
• Q:" How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?
  "A:" The Bible doesn't mention light bulbs....
• Q: How many Ayatollahs does it take to change a light bulb?
  "A:" None, there were no light bulbs in the thirteenth century....
• Q:" How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?
  "A:" One - if it knows its own Goedel number....