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• Yrneh Etac VI - No such device or address --------------- (novax!
  owhere!etac6) OR (etac6@nowhere) If you explain so clearly that nobody can misunderstand, somebody will....
• Then there was the time they were flying through turbulence.
  Some of the passengers became alarmed at how much the wings were bending in the rough air and one of the flight attendants relayed that message to the captain....
• Dividing The Pecans: On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence.
  One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began dividing the nuts....
• Reason for Swearing... Once there was a man who walked into a confessional.
  ell me your sins" said the priest. "Father," replied the man "I have used some foul language over the weekend and I feel absolutely terrible"....
• All dressed up & nowhere to go.
• A man who just got a raise decides to buy a new scope for his rifle.
  He goes to a rifle shop, and asks the clerk to show him a scope....
• There men died and went to hell. Satan met them at the gates and said, "All three of you weren't bad enough to go straight to Hell, so you get another chance.
  If you can tell me something I can't do you can go to Heaven....